NASARIN TOWN POLICE DEPARTMENT

JIMBO LAWMAN'S TOP TIPS TO PREVENT CRIME IN YOUR AREA!!

PREVENTING PROPERTY THEFT
• TIP #1 - BUILD YOUR PROPERTY HIGH UP SO CRIMINALS CANNOT REACH IT.
• TIP #2 - CREATE A BOUNDARY AROUND YOUR PROPERTY TO ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE.
• TIP #3 - EXERCISE THE RECENT 'STAND YOUR GROUND LAW': YOU ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO KILL A TRESPASSER ON YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY! ISN'T THAT NEAT?
• TIP #4 - NAIL ALL YOUR BELONGINGS TO THE FLOOR.
• TIP #5 - HIDE YOUR BELONGINGS IN A SUPER-SECRET VAULT.
• TIP #6 - PLACE A SIGN DOWN THAT SAYS "PLEASE DO NOT STEAL".
• TIP #7 - PUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN INTO SHULKERS AND PUT THOSE SHULKERS INTO YOUR ENDERCHEST.

PREVENTING CRIME THROUGH SOCIAL INTERACTION
• TIP #1 - KEEP YOUR DISTANCE FROM OTHERS. PERSONAL SPACE IS "POGGERS".
• TIP #2 - DON'T STARE, ESPECIALLY DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT. WE DO HAVE SOME ENDERIANS AROUND HERE, FOLKS, BE CULTURALLY CONSCIOUS.
• TIP #3 - DON'T BE MEAN TO PEOPLE, IT'S NOT VERY NICE.
• TIP #4 - REPORT "SUSSY" INDIVIDUALS, EVEN IF THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS... ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
• TIP #4 - SHARE THIS WEBSITE AND TIPS WITH EVERYONE.

GENERAL ADVICE
• TIP #1 - NEVER DO CRIMES, EVERY CRIME YOU DO ADDS TO THE PROBLEM. IT IS LIKE A SPONGE.
• TIP #2 - SERIOUSLY, PLEASE STOP DOING CRIME, I'M ONLY ONE MAN AND I'M ALREADY 3 MONTHS BEHIND ON PAPERWORK...
• TIP #3 - ALWAYS BE ON GUARD.
• TIP #4 - YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR.
• TIP #5 - NEVER ACCEPT SPECIAL DUST FROM A BALD MAN CALLED 'WALTER'.
• TIP #6 - DO NOT STEAL DIAMONDS.