NASARIN TOWN POLICE DEPARTMENT
THE LATEST UPDATES FROM NASARIN TOWN, BROUGHT TO YOU LIVE FROM: WAYNE GALE!
MASS BREAK-OUT!
RESIDENTS OF NASARIN TOWN HAVE BEEN WARNED TO KEEP THEIR EYES AND EARS PEELED FOR A NUMBER OF ESCAPED CONVICTS FROM NASARIN TOWN POLICE DEPARTMENT, FOLLOWING A MASS-ESCAPE OF INMATES. DETAILS BELOW.
- CHIEF LAWMAN WAS LEFT SOBBING AND WAILING IN DESPAIR FOLLOWING EXPLOSIVE SCENES AT THE NASARIN TOWN POLICE DEPARTMENT.
- ON THE 10/25, TWO CONTROLLED EXPLOSIONS DISTURBED AN OTHERWISE PEACEFUL NIGHT IN NASARIN.
- THE EXPLOSIONS WERE QUICKLY ATTRIBUTED TO TERRORIST "C4", BREAKING INTO THE NASARIN POLICE DEPARTMENT JAIL AND FREEING MEMBERS OF THE "EXPLODING BARN GANG".
- EITHER DURING OR BEFORE THE CHAOS, EX-VOLUNTEER DETECTIVES KROK AND DICKINSON (STORY BELOW) ALSO ESCAPED FROM THEIR CELL.
- LAWMAN HURRIED TO THE STATION, PRIORITIZING THE ESCAPE OF THE EXPLODING BARN GANG AS HE "FOUND THEM MORE DANGEROUS". HE WAS UNABLE TO FIND THEM, AS THEY HAD FLED INTO A COMPLICATED UNDERGROUND CAVE NETWORK BEHIND THE JAIL.
- SECURITY CONCERNS IN REGARDS TO THE JAIL HAD BEEN RAISED BY OSHA AS EARLY AS SPRING 1999, WITH A REPRESENTATIVE RAISING THE ALARM ABOUT THE CAVE SYSTEMS NEARBY.
- PLANNING FOR A NEW SECURE JAIL ARE IN THE WORKS, WITH CHIEF LAWMAN VOWING THIS SEVERE SECURITY BREACH WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
- CLICK HERE FOR AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH REMAINING INMATE, WALTER.
DIAMOND CASE OFFICIALLY CLOSED: VICTIM LEAVES EMPTY HANDED
THE CASE OF RICHARD GOLD'S MISSING DIAMOND WAS OFFICIALLY CLOSED... BUT WITH NO DIAMOND, AND WITH TWO ONCE-RESPECTED VOLUNTEER DETECTIVES SEEMINGLY BEING THE ONES BEHIND THIS UNSATISFYING CONCLUSION.
- VOLUNTEER DETECTIVES, VALKYRIE DICKINSON AND KING KROK, WERE HAILED AS HEROES FOR FINDING AND CAPTURING THE NOTORIOUS MASTER CRIMINAL MR. CHICKEN ON 10/25. HOWEVER, THEY REPORTED THAT CHICKEN HAD DESTROYED THE STOLEN DIAMOND.
- THE STORY WAS MOSTLY ACCEPTED, THOUGH RICHARD GOLD (THE OWNER OF THE DIAMOND) ASKED CHIEF JIMBO LAWMAN TO VERIFY THESE CLAIMS.
- FOLLOWING AN INVESTIGATION INTO THE FORMER VOLUNTEER DETECTIVES, THE PAIR WERE ARRESTED UNDER SUSPICION OF TAKING THE DIAMOND FOR THEMSELVES FROM MR. CHICKEN AND THEN ATTEMPTING TO COVER UP THE CRIME.
- DICKINSON WAS ARRESTED AND INCARCERATED FIRST, WITH CHIEF LAWMAN FINDING KROK AND ARRESTING HIM NEXT. THERE HAVE BEEN CRITICISMS ON THE CONTROVERSIAL ARRESTS, AS LAWMAN DID NOT HAVE COMPELLING EVIDENCE TO ARREST THE PAIR UNTIL AFTER HE PLACED THEM UNDER POLICE CUSTODY.
- WHEN ASKED TO COMMENT ON THIS, LAWMAN SIMPLY SAID:
"THERE AREN'T ANY OFFICIAL GUIDELINES AROUND THESE PARTS, AND YOU HAVE TO PLAY JUST AS DIRTY AS THESE CRIMINALS SOMETIMES: THAT BEING SAID, I BELIEVE I GATHERED ENOUGH CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE TO WARRANT AN ARREST. I ALSO ACTED AFTER ASSESSING THE RISKS, WITH THE FULL INTENTION OF KEEPING NASARIN SAFE FROM FURTHER THEFTS."
- MR. CHICKEN, WHEN INTERVIEWED, CLAIMED THE PAIR HAD INDEED TAKEN THE DIAMOND FOR THEMSELVES. KROK AND DICKINSON CONTINUED TO DENY THESE CLAIMS.
- WHILST LOOKING FOR FURTHER EVIDENCE IN EACH OF THE IMPRISONED'S RESPECTIVE HOMES, THE MASS PRISON BREAK ENSUED. DICKINSON AND KROK ESCAPED, AS WELL AS CHICKEN AND HIS GANG.
- IT IS STILL UNKNOWN WHERE THE DIAMOND IS. WITH RICHARD GOLD LEAVING THE COUNTRY AND THE CASE BEING CLOSED FOR THE TIME BEING, IT IS LIKELY THE DIAMOND SHALL REMAIN MISSING FOR A WHILE LONGER...