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Criminal Record: PANDA TRUCKS-CURSED

PANDA (4TH FROM LEFT) WITH HER SPOUSE MERLIN (1ST FROM LEFT), AND MERLIN'S OTHER SPOUSES.

ONE OF THE GOCKERS FROM THE LAWLESS SETTLEMENT OF GOCK COUNTY, PANDA SOMETIMES VISITS NASARIN TOWN TO OVERSEE BUILDING PROJECTS (SUCH AS PITS AND HOLIDAY HOMES). RESIDENTS ARE ADVISED TO NOT PROVOKE PANDA, AS THEY SHALL 'FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT'. HOWEVER, PANDA CAN STILL ATTACK UNPROVOKED, SO GENERAL CAUTION IS ADVISED WHEN COMMUNICATING.

THE FOLLOWING IS A LIST OF PANDA'S KNOWN CRIMES:

• STALKING
• HARRASSMENT OF A MINOR-CODED ADULT
• HATE CRIMES
• POSSESSION OF WEAPON WITH DEADLY INTENT
• ILLEGAL POSSESSION AND HOARDING OF A GRAVE
• ATTEMPTED MURDER
• MURDER IN THE 1ST DEGREE (2 COUNTS)
• OBSTRUCTING POLICE JUSTICE
• VANDALISM

POLICE DESCRIPTION: OFTEN DESCRIBED AS 'THE UGLY PINK THING', WEARS A SUIT, OFTEN SEEN WEARING A SANS THE SKELETON MASK (POSSIBLE IDOL?), HAS A FEATURELESS PINK CIRCLE MASK UNDERNEATH THE SANS MASK, FREQUENTS HOME COUNTY OF 'GOCK', RECENTLY RUNNING FOR ELECTION AS PRESIDENT.